What's In An Ad?

While viewing Rachael's blog the other day, I was quite impressed with the variety of the ads found on her pages.  I actually think that blog ads could be a fast, effective means of getting to know a person.  In fact, there are probably many great uses!

-Employers can make quick decisions regarding hiring prospective employees.
-Potential dating partners can evaluate their future dates.
-Friends can laugh at each other.

With that being said, I decided to take a closer look at Rachael's ads.  I figured this would give me a chance to get to know my beloved a little better.  I'm looking forward to making a deeper connection with my soulmate.  To start, I took a small sampling off of a few of her posts.  I'll try to post a follow-up sometime in the future.

The ads are in italics, with my comments after each one.


Stop Migraine Headaches
You probably haven't heard about the best treatment available
http://www.theheadacheremedy.com/


OK, so I'm thinking that this ad was put on there in deference to her Poor Husband, knowing I'd probably need some help.


Stop Fuel Theft
Diesel & Gas Pump Alarm Systems Millions $ saved since 2006
www.flintloc.com
 
Well, she didn't actually steal the fuel, but I'm thinking the Gas Pump Alarm System may come in handy.  I can picture it now,  Rachael starts to drive away, hose still attached to her car, the Gas Pump Alarm System is activated.  A shrill shriek or a shrieky shrill immediately goes off, revolving lights turn on, mechanical arms shut off the only exits from the station and Rachael can not force the poor gas station guy to chase her down anymore.
 
Gas Pumps
Find it here. Bargains & Savings on Gas Pumps
ivyblue.com


In case the entire pump needs replaced.  Or, I'm sure they have parts.  They'd probably even sell a gas station owner a new hose for $442 or so.


Prepare to be Shocked
Millions have already taken this amazing test. What's your RealAge?
RealAge.com
 
OK, so I think this pretty much fits every post.  Not the age part, but the Prepare to be Shocked.  The ad men and women knew they could not leave this ad off of My Poor Husband.
 
Tree Service Estimates
Any Job: Trim, Remove or Plant. Get Free Estimates Today!
www.ServiceMagic.com
 
I'm thinking this is the solution to the apple tree that reached down and attacked the top of Rachael's car.  Instead of looking for another spot and parking where a tree does not already exist, we'll just remove the tree.  Problem Solved!
 
Park My Car
Find more sources/options for Park My Car
webcrawler.com/park_my_car


For those that seem to have a hard time parking their car.  Hmmm, I can't really think of anyone.  Can you?


Locked Keys In Car
Find the absolute lowest prices on locked keys in car.
http://www.shoppersource.com/


Well, of course Rachael would never actually do this, but if it ever happens, at least she'll know where to call.


Flushing Car Keys
Call Us For Lock Installation And Key Copying. Free Estimates.
AbcoLocks.net


I'm guessing that this is for when you are so tired of losing your keys, you just decide to flush them down the toilet and take care of the problem once and for all.  That way, you'll always know right where they are!


Car Locksmith
Search multiple engines at once for car locksmith
www.webcrawler.com
Car Key Spare
Find Low Prices On Car Key Spare. Compare Products, Prices & Stores.
shopping.yahoo.com


Hmmm, is it just me or does there seem to be a bunch of these 'lose your key' ads on Rachael's site? 


Women No Bra

Find more sources/options for what your looking for

webcrawler.com/women


So, I'm just thinking that I'm glad this one showed up on Rachael's blog and not mine.  I'm afraid I might not be able to explain it if it was on mine.




Girls With No Underwear
Find great deals and save! Compare products, prices & stores

http://www.shopping.com/


Ummm, yeah.  So, enough said.